Hello, Fair Readers!
I have an announcement to make. Le Clown- if you don’t know him, he’s a clown, and French, I guess. Or French Canadian. Or Brazilian. He’s fereign, kay? Anyway, he has a contest about who gets to be on his blogroll and the blogrolls of his other personalities. I think I deserve a shot because I have three personalities so far. So anyway, if I post this, I get bonus points! For a blog roll! Which is almost as good as not being freshly pressed.
As I stated in my original entry in this contest – the contest can be foundhere- I, my inner goddess, and my subconscious all want to be on the blog roll. He’s going to have to choose one of us. I guess he’d need to choose Alice, since the other personalities are sort of parasites. Or something. So my loyal readers, go over there and vote for me and I will interview the fictional 50 Shades character of your choice in a future blog post. How is that for a reward? Oh, also, you can see Le Clown’s blog which is really disturbing interesting.
Finally, and this should go without saying, but I thought I’d point out that Hugo supports my nomination. He has a lock of my hair at this very moment that he’s doing strange things with in a locked bedroom. If that doesn’t mean love, I don’t know what does, people.
Edited to add: You have to like me on Le Clown’s page under my nomination (the link that says “here”), people, or no countsies, okay? I’m contestant #5. There is scrolling down involved. But also a cookie. Thanks. I’ll try to put a damper on the insanity after I get my likes.
Alice







Alice,
Congrats! Five extra points to you. Don’t forget, all LIKES must be added under your nominations in the post Blogroll Contest!
Le Clown
Hey! I can’t find my nomination. Where do I tell them to look?
Alice,
Look towards the mid end of the comments… You are there.
Eric
I had to take away Hugo’s computer access otherwise he would be casting his vote for you. I will cast a vote in his stead.
Thanks. I’m not sure I want to know why you took away Hugo’s computer access.
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