To pee, or not to pee? That is the question. Everyone who has ever gone to a movie knows this predicament- whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of painfully watching a movie when you have to relieve yourself, or to take arms against a sea of porcelain and miss a few minutes of a movie you've paid to see.
Flowchart: To Pee or Not to Pee? A Movie Theater Guide
The best flowchart ever. I am so glad I don't have to think about this anymore.