Alice: Is that Hasselhoff??
Merbear: I don't think so.
Alice: Looks like him, what a douche.
Merbear: He has an afro.
Alice: It's like having another lover!
Merbear: It strokes as you stroke.
Alice: He is so steamy!
Merbear: I want two lovers.
I love you Love Rug.
Alice: Me too, I want that sensuous furry feel like I get from my husband.