We all love getting awards. And giving them. Especially if it is an award like the Fruitcake award. You want that one gone as fast as possible.
But sometimes there comes along a person who, well, deserves a special sort of award. This is the kind of person who, say, is told to back off and leave someone alone, repeatedly, but just keeps coming back because he or she is some sort of love god, right? Yeah, no means no, even on the Internetz. Stop being a creeper.
Or maybe it’s just someone who is plain obnoxious. Yes, I realize I sometimes fall in this category. But these people have really outdone themselves. They constantly show up in the comments and act rude and horrible to other posters. It’s especially fun for them to show up and rant about a very sensitive topic. Because they, my friends, are douchecanoes.
Before anyone starts wondering – am I a douchecanoe? Or a creeper? I’ll say that as far as I know, no one following my blog fits that description. Except possibly the Dragon Tales guy. Hi, Dragon Tales guy! Anyway, here are two new awards created by yours truly, to be used as needed for cleanup on WordPress.
And for the creepers? Don’t worry, I didn’t forget you.
I look forward to the day when these awards are no longer necessary. When WP installs something like a block on Facebook, or finds some way to keep someone from following a blogger. Until then, we really aren’t totally safe. Stalking can occur anywhere, and while I’m having some fun here, it is a serious matter.
I hope WordPress comes up with a solution to this problem, because I hate to see friends bothered by a few jerks, some enough that they consider shutting down their blogs. It has happened before. Don’t let it happen again.