Sad Pony, Sad Pony, Sad Pony, Sad Ponehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It’s that Sparky guy, Sad Pony! He’s eeeeeeeevil and he’s trying to take over Alice’s blog I heard him plotting Zomg what do we dooooo?
He was plotting out loud.
Yesss, all the evil villains plot out loud Sad Pony!
Only the stupid ones. Okay, Sparky counts.
I also found some of his plans on a dry erase board in Thing Two’s bedroom! Look Sad Pony, look, will you look it’s terribleeee!!!!!
Sparky’s Evil Plot Chart
He made a chart. He’s an idiot.
. . . . .
This means war.
Alice is having that contest and getting other bloggers to act like him Sad Pony and then he will take over the blogosphere of Sparkys! Alice is playing right into his hands what do we doooo????
I will have to think on his destruction.
But Sad Poneh Alice is giving the bloggers sparklepony! How we gonna compete with a Sparkly poneh like that oh how, how, how?
We could offer my manure as a prize and it’d be better than that monstrosity.
We’re gonna give them poops? Oh, boy, I have lots of those to give this will be awesome!
No, idiot, not poop. I will think of something. Sparky is going down.
Hey, I see you guys. You will never defeat me. I is de shiz.
I sense a bit of unrest on my blog . . . to be continued.
I am so torn right now….I love sad poneh, yet Sparky has that hold over me…
Sparky has you in his spell. Oh black Sparky magic that he does so well . . .
Must pleasure him at all costs….link drop link drop…
You guys, I would never ever ever date Sparky! I only have eyes for you. All four them 🙂
I heard two sighs of relief. Although Sad Pony is always sighing . . .
I feel I have been manipulated into taking part in this evil plot 😦
What to do?
Guide us Alice, guide us!
Oh, surely there’s no plot, right? Sparky seems genuine. Just like our politicians.
Can’t we all just get along?
Oh, well. That answers that.
This would make an awesome telenovela plot.
Ha, I watched one of those in high school for an actual part of my Spanish class. I owe a big apology to our soap operas.
Squirrels would know a thing or two about evil villainery…. one must think like the enemy to overcome him!
You must think like the rodent . . . yes, I get it. I think.
I’m pretty sure that Sad Poneh could take down Sparky in a fair fight… wait, is siting on your opponent allowed in a fair fight?