Merbear and I tackle another retro ad – this one about a love rug. No, really.
Alice: Is that Hasselhoff??
Merbear: I don’t think so.
Alice: Looks like him, what a douche.
Merbear: He has an afro.
Alice: It’s like having another lover!
Merbear: It strokes as you stroke.
Alice: He is so steamy!
Merbear: I want two lovers.
I love you Love Rug.
Alice: Me too, I want that sensuous furry feel like I get from my husband.
Merbear: I just want that rug, man.
Alice: Do him on the rug, then you can have a three way.
Merbear: Mink. Ah, hell yeah.
Alice: Jaguar – rarrrr!
Merbear: I want to get my fingers caught in his fro.
Alice: That dude on the rug, he looks like a serial killer.
Merbear: Who cares, I bet he thrusts just wonderful, thanks to Love Rug.
Alice: Is it his fro or the rug, I can’t tell.
Merbear: Same material?
Alice: I want fibers caressing my butt cheeks.
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