The Daily Prompt Question: If bloggers had their own Halloween and could go from blog to blog collecting “treats,” what would your blog hand out?
Don’t forget the lube.
I guess you’d have to hop to a different blog for the lub
Would that be yours, Doggy? 😀
They’ll have to go to Doggy’s for that. I got weird enough looks ordering 500 buttplugs yesterday.
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Hoorah! Alice will give away ALL THE BUTTPLUGS!
First come, first serve. Keep in mind they’re the “fun size”.
What the what?
Are we considering that a “trick” or a “treat?”
Well that all depends . . . better than handing out copies of 50 Shades. At least buttplugs are considered useful . . . to some people.
50 shades is useful too… It’s a how to guide on becoming a rich author while writing terrible fiction and selling your soul in the process.
It can also be used as toilet paper.
That’s truly terrifying – a house “TP’d” in 50 shades pages…
Not exactly what I had in mind…
Haha, I know, but it is Halloween after all.. trying to stick with the theme…
People poop on Halloween, you know…
You’re are undeniably correct. Which is unfortunate, because I’d really like to deny it.
Don’t be ashamed.
I’m not ashamed… I’m a jester… 😛
There’s the shame…. 😉
Where? Did I miss it? What happened? What’s going on? Why is everyone laughing?
It’s okay, DJ. I’ll explain it later.
Did EL James have soul to begin with? I have a feeling she probably didn’t…
Halloween themed buttplugs?
With little horns and all!
I’m picturing something in a cat theme. Also glow in the dark.
And they should be hand-carved, too.
Thanks for the laugh Alice!
I think I’m awake now.
You’re welcome. Now come wake me up.
LMAO! Excellent answer, Alice!
Considering my blog, I thought it appropriate.
It will be a travesty if this post is not Freshly Pressed
It will indeed.
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Totally could have used that yesterday, when I was near shitting myself to death.
Oh boy. I can hardly wait for Christmas.
I’ll fill your stockings with all sorts of new toys!
Will these anal corks have a squirrel tail attached to the end of them? Just asking….
I can’t see why not.
Awwww…..that’s so sweet!
It’s my little gift to the world.
Oh, Alice, you can be so cruel at times! I’d definitely consider that a “trick” rather than a “treat”. Especially if I had to explain it to any of the Sisters…
I had honestly never heard of the things until I read those horrible books. Lol.
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Not really, but it sure reads that way, huh?
The gift that keeps on giving . . . and giving.
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