The Princesses of Disneyland County: Awkward Family Photos

We thought maybe before we went too far into this little docudollodrama we’d more properly introduce the characters.  First up, there is the Frozen family – they aren’t actually Frozen, they’re just from the movie.  Anna of course married Kristoff, and they had four children.  Elsa, always the smarter sister, has stayed happily single.

I needed a last name for them, but since Disney never gave Kristoff one, I decided on Kristoff Kristoferson.  I think it has a nice ring to it.  Their eldest daughter is named Ellie, after Auntie Elsa who gives the kids sugar and then makes a break for it.  The second is Sven – more on that argument later – and then Annabelle (they aren’t the most creative), and finally Kris Jr.

First we have Aunt Elsa taking a family photo.  It goes just as well as these things usually do.

family pic 1 blur

First pic – well, that ones’s a bit blurry, and not everyone’s looking forward. Let’s try again.

Maybe the camera needs adjusting - oops.

Maybe the camera needs adjusting – oops.

Well that one's pretty good except - oh the heads.  They might want those in the picture.

Well that one’s pretty good except – oh the heads. They might want those in the picture.  Hang on guys, I have this.

There we go . . . darn it.  Hey, I need a manicure.

There we go . . . darn it. Hey, I need a manicure.

Oh, oh - can't keep those kids still for a second!  If only Anna would let me freeze them for just a minute . . .

Oh, oh – Kris is crawling over Dad, Sven is hitting Annabelle and Ellie – is on my phone?  Hey!

There we go again . . . what a mess.  Why won't Anna let me freeze them for just a minute?

What a mess. Why won’t Anna let me freeze them for just a minute?

MIght as well get a good selfie in while I'm waiting for hem to get in shape.  Helloooo facebook!

MIght as well get a good selfie in while I’m waiting for them to get in shape. Helloooo Facebook!

A decent photo - or decent enough for Anna.  Hallelujah!  I'm going for a drink.

A decent photo – or decent enough for Anna. Hallelujah! I’m going for a drink.

Stay tuned next time as we do more weird things with dolls continue the saga of the Housewives of Disneyland County.

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13 responses

  1. Kristoff Kristopherson–hahaha. That name oughta bring all the girls to the yard. 🙂

    1. Yay! I’m glad there’s someone out there that got that one. 🙂

  2. Dolls taking selfies… that’s just wrong!

    1. Well, everyone’s doing it these days. You want scary, try checking out the number of people who have their names down AS a Disney character, complete with profile picture. I mean I was a pony and a squirrel, but this is just ridiculous.

  3. LOL!!!! I totally enjoyed that!!! And agree about the names. Shame on those Kristofersons! (What’s Elsa’s FB, BTW? Sending her a friend invite) 😉

    1. I’d totally make her an FB, but you’d be amazed at the number of people WHO ALREADY HAVE. And I suspect they are not really Elsa too.

      1. Yeah. Them posers! Hmp!

        Oh, I know! I’ll bet she’s FB buds with my FB bud, Olaf! I’ll just go and see how he can suggest that we be friends 😉

        1. Oh, yeah, that dude’s friends with everyone, but mostly people just friend him to shut him up.

  4. “Kristoff Kristoferson” brought out my ugly snort laugh. And I almost had coffee come out my nose.

    1. Yay! I love it when I can do that! It’s an awesome super power.

      1. It is. Congrats, it’s a rare thing to make coffee travel up towards my sinus cavities. Usually the coffee goes right where it’s supposed to.

  5. Love it. Your imagination knows no bounds. 😀

    1. Aw, shucks. Thanks again, faith!.

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