Disclaimer to the disclaimer: The following words, opinions, and creative forms of grammar are that of Thing 2 and Thing 2 alone. Alice had nothing to do with it. She swears. Now for Thing Two:
Before we start i would just like to note: Hans is a brony but no one knew, and i have no problem with that and neither should you,bronies are NOT gay, people can like what they like and there is no one to stop you and no one should judge anyone that way, its bloody america the only way to stop someone is the bloody law and if you are a brony or like “girl things” don’t be afraid to be yourself and stand up for people, no one can tell you no….you are your own person and they are just a heartless (kingdom hearts reference!) thank you for your time
-T2
see! if girls can like ponies than so can boys! and anna agrees!
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Welcome welcome to more interviews (with thing two!) As i continue to be young and adorable while i typedy type type on mom’s computer, Hans
continues the evil plan. Not many changes have happened, lets recap our last interviews!
Prince p and Aurora
ariel the non mermaid and stupid eric
bella belle and beast
merida and her wee little devil brothers
All the way from the Southern Isles, it’s Hans
Hans: welcome back to the hunger games interviews! Today we will interview the following:
Snow and prince dude
Kristoff and Anna
John smith and Poco
Prince charming and Cindy
Peter pan and Tinkerbell
sora and riku
(i wish i could add sora and riku from kingdom hearts but mom would not allow it)
Hans: Ok now here is our first interview of the day, everyone welcome…… Cinderella!
Hans: so welcome to the show cinder!
do you look familiar…..
Cindy: oh your like my rebel dress? I can’t belive I was brave enough to show my fabulous legs!
Hans: ohhhhh okay now lest not get to wild,next!
Hans: so tell me anna do you hhave any love interests?
Anna:it’s none of your busniess sicko
well it looks like Hans is playing hook line and sinker….but anna is not taking the bait.
Hans: so kristzofs
Kris: its kristoff
Hans: well merry krismas! HAHAHaa?
Kris: it’s not funny
Hans: whoops, heh sorry
Kris: NO ONE CALLS ME KRIZOFF!!!!
Hans: THIS is a bittt too excessive!
Up next uhh……Prince kit…charming…whatever you want to call him
Hans: so charming, tell me a bit about yourself….
P.C.:Ohhh uh i like shoes?
Hans:okay then that’s interesting next!
now its the one and only neverlandian….. PETER PAN!
Hans: whoa peter, what in arendell happed to you?
Peter: I steped on tink and she turned me tiny and made me look like an *elf that kills chickens
Hans: well that sucks
Hans: peter can you please get out from under the couch?
peter: not unless you give me a triangle cracker!!!
Hans: how about a gingerbread house?
peter: deal.
up next……… Tinkerbell!
Hans: uhh hi?
tink: don’t ask buster or I’ll fairy dust you butt to the wallup now is……*drumroll*……Pocahontas!
Hans: so poco how will you plan to win?
Poco: i plan to go if i have to but…..but..i gave birth to the son of the sun god
Hans:uh sorry poco, but we all know what you’re doing
poco: dangnabit
Poco:UHHH i mean…..ohfolled again?next is the adventurer and poco’s loved husband (lets pretend the sequel NEVER happened)
Hans: so john how do you plan to win the games?
John :oh i plan to use my awesome strength and dramatic posing!
Hans: you sound so much like your wife! you guys must be a POWER couple!now we interview prince dude!
Hans: so dude do you have any hobbies that you would like to share
dude: i like to kiss -derp-
Hans: oh thats nnice…
dude:their lips are soooo
hans:OOOOK TMI next!up next following her super weird and bloody dumb husband….SNOW WHITE!
Snow:OH HIIIIIIII MY NAME IS…. Hans: hello mrs.white, so how are you planning to win the games? snow: OHHHH im not planing to cause violence, I’m going to SING my way out! Hans:well good luck with that
well that’s all for today folks! make sure to leave a comment to vote for who you think should win! (i still think sora and riku should TOTALLY be in the games) and no butts were harmed in the making of this post, or Hans.
stay tuned for PART 3!
Anna says to continue watching for part 3! she loves you as much as she loves the plushies in my room :3
*and here is a little something for people who found out who peter and tink REALLY are
aliceatwonderland 
I’ll tell you how Cinderella is going to win – just before the games, a fairy godmother is going to show up and give Cindy some combat boots, an M-16 rifle with unlimited ammo, and a tank to ride to the arena. The only condition is that she’ll have to kill everyone before midnight.
Haha! Thank you for my first laugh of the morning.
Lots of color. Nicely done!
She worked very hard on it. Now she wants to run the entire blog. Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be bloggers.
Just a guess, is Peter Pan really Link from Legend of Zelda? I still think Merida or Mulan and her guy will win.
How did you ever guess? The creator of Link was actually heavily influenced by Peter Pan, which explains why they pretty much look exactly alike. And Tinkerbell was played by a version of Zelda that .. . Thing Two would have to explain. She knows more about a game she’s never played than is probably healthy.
Thing One had Mulan being chased by Merida – she had an arrow stuck to her butt. Oh, this is going to be fun!
Having just re-read the books, I predict that actually, someone will seriously injure Kristoff, Anna will freak, Elsa will get mad and then intervene and freeze the whole lot to save her sister.
Although List of X’s suggestion is also highly valid. Especially if the Fairy Godmother is anything like the one in Shrek 2…
That sounds about right. Anna might also be thwarted by having two guys constantly saying how much they LUV her while she’s trying to keep from getting killed.