Disclaimer to the disclaimer: The following words, opinions, and creative forms of grammar are that of Thing 2 and Thing 2 alone. Alice had nothing to do with it. She swears. Now for Thing Two:
Before we start i would just like to note: Hans is a brony but no one knew, and i have no problem with that and neither should you,bronies are NOT gay, people can like what they like and there is no one to stop you and no one should judge anyone that way, its bloody america the only way to stop someone is the bloody law and if you are a brony or like “girl things” don’t be afraid to be yourself and stand up for people, no one can tell you no….you are your own person and they are just a heartless (kingdom hearts reference!) thank you for your time
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Welcome welcome to more interviews (with thing two!) As i continue to be young and adorable while i typedy type type on mom’s computer, Hans
continues the evil plan. Not many changes have happened, lets recap our last interviews!
Prince p and Aurora
ariel the non mermaid and stupid eric
bella belle and beast
merida and her wee little devil brothers
Hans: welcome back to the hunger games interviews! Today we will interview the following:
Snow and prince dude
Kristoff and Anna
John smith and Poco
Prince charming and Cindy
Peter pan and Tinkerbell
sora and riku
(i wish i could add sora and riku from kingdom hearts but mom would not allow it)
Hans: Ok now here is our first interview of the day, everyone welcome…… Cinderella!
well it looks like Hans is playing hook line and sinker….but anna is not taking the bait.
Up next uhh……Prince kit…charming…whatever you want to call him
now its the one and only
neverlandian….. PETER PAN!
up next……… Tinkerbell!
up now is……*drumroll*……Pocahontas!
next is the adventurer and poco’s loved husband (lets pretend the sequel NEVER happened)
now we interview prince dude!
up next following her super weird and bloody dumb husband….SNOW WHITE!
well that’s all for today folks! make sure to leave a comment to vote for who you think should win! (i still think sora and riku should TOTALLY be in the games) and no butts were harmed in the making of this post, or Hans.
stay tuned for PART 3!
*and here is a little something for people who found out who peter and tink REALLY are
I’ll tell you how Cinderella is going to win – just before the games, a fairy godmother is going to show up and give Cindy some combat boots, an M-16 rifle with unlimited ammo, and a tank to ride to the arena. The only condition is that she’ll have to kill everyone before midnight.
Haha! Thank you for my first laugh of the morning.
Lots of color. Nicely done!
She worked very hard on it. Now she wants to run the entire blog. Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be bloggers.
Just a guess, is Peter Pan really Link from Legend of Zelda? I still think Merida or Mulan and her guy will win.
How did you ever guess? The creator of Link was actually heavily influenced by Peter Pan, which explains why they pretty much look exactly alike. And Tinkerbell was played by a version of Zelda that .. . Thing Two would have to explain. She knows more about a game she’s never played than is probably healthy.
Thing One had Mulan being chased by Merida – she had an arrow stuck to her butt. Oh, this is going to be fun!
Having just re-read the books, I predict that actually, someone will seriously injure Kristoff, Anna will freak, Elsa will get mad and then intervene and freeze the whole lot to save her sister.
Although List of X’s suggestion is also highly valid. Especially if the Fairy Godmother is anything like the one in Shrek 2…
That sounds about right. Anna might also be thwarted by having two guys constantly saying how much they LUV her while she’s trying to keep from getting killed.