The 40 Club

While I mourn my 30s, read this little bit about turning 40 that she wrote just for me. 😀

Knocked Over By A Feather

Guess who’s joining the ranks of the 40 Club today?

Alice!! That’s who!!

40Don’t make fun of my meme, I was in a hurry.

I called her early this morning to sing happy birthday (sorry about that, dear.)

And now, because turning 40 is such a great and wonderful thing (not really) I am going to do a short post on how to tell you are now officially middle-aged.

Pay attention Alice, this is important information.

  • That popping sound coming from your knee? Yeah, that’s normal.
  • Music may start to become way too loud for you and you’ll find yourself reaching to turn it down because old.
  • Young people will completely befuddle the fuck out of you.

millennialsSay Snapchat!

  • You’ll experience total face-palm moments when you realize that 80’s music is now considered classic rock.
  • The cashier at the store is now calling you ma’am (or sir.)
  • Starting a…

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6 responses

  1. I was done with the whole world as I turned 30 and I cried as I entered the 40-club… I’m a crazy ole bat :o) Happy Birthday to you, enjoy it and have a super day :o)))

  2. Happy birthday Alice! Hope you’ve had a wonderful day of cake, bewildering card messages and slightly offensive presents (the best kind) 🙂 xx

    1. I really want a slightly offensive present. That sounds great! Thanks, scienerf.

  3. Happy birthday my lovely. I can’t remember why I didn’t FB you on the day. Anyhoo, I hope the cake was delicious.

    1. It was. All the CAKE. Thanks, faith!

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