And the letters are F and U! Just kidding! No, it’s Merry’s birthday and she did a post for me, which means I should do one for her. My post-making has not been awesome lately, but you do what you have to do, even if it is literally on the day it’s due. So I made her a picture and stuff, cause I couldn’t even make the balloons on Facebook. I tried, but it kept trying to make me celebrate my OWN birthday, which I didn’t want to do again, especially when it was her turn. I hate Facebook and their stupid celebration stuff. Boo.
Check THIS out stupid Facebook.
She’s 42 today! Which is awesome, cause that means she’s made it 42 years even with death and disease and terrorism and Trump! I mean, you think of ALL the things that could kill you literally any second and it’s amazing any of us are here! We could get run over by trucks today! Wait. This does not sound like a birthday post. Sorry!
In all seriousness, I do count Mer among my best friends because even though we haven’t met in person, like my other close friends, she has been here for me. Sometimes more than others can cause she’s on the other side of the screen all the time. Well, not all the time, I mean she goes to the bathroom and sleeps, but often she’s there. And she helps me through the day. Which is all any of us can do. What with genocide and hurricanes and all.
We met with a Fruitcake award, and made ourselves super heroes, and we are still hanging out, even if it’s on the web. So happy birthday to my Wonder Twin. And many more!
Saying we don’t have the Apocalypse! We can share a bunker!
Love,
Alice
aliceatwonderland 
Aw! My heart is all warm and fluffy right now. Thank you for writing me a birthday post, Wonder Twin! It matters not that we haven’t met yet, (we will someday) you are one of my best friends too. And our phone conversations are awesome.
Hopefully we won’t get killed or maimed anytime soon. Love ya. 🙂
Oh Happy Birthday Mer…. I wish this will be one of the good days with a lot of joy and without pains…
It was a nice day, thank you! Pains stayed away until today, haha.
Merry is awesome…as are you. You both make my side hurt from laughing.. Happy Birthday, Merry.
Thanks Jaded, you’re awesome too!!
You know what cracks me up? The related posts that appear at the bottom of the screen for this post: “Facebook News with Alice: Alyssa Milano and the case of the stolen breast milk In “Writing”
Alice’s Father’s Day Special In “Holiday Fun”
Facebook Loser or Hipster Douchebag? In “Writing””
My first thought was, “I don’t think Mer is a FB loser or hipster douchebag, and what does stolen breastmilk have to do with anything??” Then I decided the connection was the mention of Facebook. Still scratching my head at the Father’s Day Special.
Maybe it popped up because I didn’t have a category so I chose writing – I don’t know. WordPress is odd. Also Alyssa Milano is an annoying twit. I feel I should point that out again. Thanks, WordPress.
Much love to you on the birthday of your wonder twin, Alice. I’ll post directly to Mer over on her place. 😀
🙂 ❤
Happy Merry birthday! My wish for you is a teeeny tiny victimless genocide just so you could meet in Alice’s bunker.
Thank you. That would be pretty cool.
Well, 42 is the answer to life, the world, an everything according to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy so that’s pretty cool. Happy birthday bff!
Actually, it’s life, the universe and everything so even better!
Well shit!
I will have to read that one. I want to know the answer to life now too. Thanks bff!
Happy Birthday Merry!
Thanks!