I figured, when watching this last debate, who better to help out than those who know politics best: Disney villains. The Things helped gather all those we could find for a focus group. Maleficent got caught in traffic, or so she said. And Cinderella’s evil stepmother was busy working on the third party (the evil party) campaigns of her stepdaughters. But most of them showed up, partly because I promised them pardons from their respective kingdoms.
First question: What’s your opinion on the second amendment that guarantees your right to free arms? Should there be gun restrictions, yadda.
Second question: What do you think of abortions, specifically late term abortions?
Third question: What is your stance on immigration? Should we build a wall or help them become citizens?
Fourth Question: Wikileaks has been leaking secret information, possibly from Russia. What do you think of that?
Fifth question: How do you plan to help the economy?
Sixth Question: Do you believe you are fit to be president? Is it okay to grope women?
Sixth question: Let’s talk about ISIS, Syria, and Iraq. How are you going to fix it all?
Seventh Question: How are we going to fund Social Security, Medicare, and control the National Debt?
Will you accept the results of the election?
Any closing statements?
So I guess they got as much out of the debate as the rest of us. The most important question was one that was so easy for Mr. Trump. Will you agree to transfer power? He sorta answered that one wrong. As Hans knows, you have to be subtle to truly make it in politics. Tsk Tsk.
Did any of you see the debate? What did you think of it?
I watched Charlie Brown get rocks for Halloween and then went to bed. 🙂
Charlie Brown won’t grow up to be a politician. I’m pretty sure he might be a serial killer though. Potato-Potahto.
I skipped it this time, the fly was not there and it brings bad vibrations somehow… but with your villains I would watch every debate… and I think… hans for president :o)
Thanks! At least he’s okay to look at. And not as stupid as Trump. One question, man, he had one question – lol.
he has class… I liked the idea with the castle :o)
I’m surprised at the amount of dolls you have who are villains. And I love it.
We recently got Gaston. We’re ecstatic. Forgot to put Maleficent in the picture – too bad cause she is awesome.
I didn’t watch the debate. I rely on your reports. Hmm. Hans for president? At least he openly admits that he’s a sociopath.
That’s true! He’s better looking too.
This debate is the only debate I’ve actually watched/read. I guess I find fictional villains more palatable. Regardless, thanks!
You’re welcome. And me too! Please say this is all fiction!
This was way better than the real thing.
I thought the debate last night was better in the sense that they were hammered on policy and it had less of a tabloidy feel than the last one. Trump’s words just about killed me though. I read the captions since I don’t hear well and I wanted to take a red marker to the TV.
Yes, I was surprised that the moderator was the best one yet – he did keep them moving and kept hammering on the subject way better than the others. But yeah, when he said that it was like . . . what the? Can you imagine Mike Pence and his manager Kellyanne’s faces when he said that? I can.
Absolute face palm. And “bad hombres”? Ffs.
I can totally envision Trump shouting “Off with her head!”
Considering he advocating arresting her, that is the logical next step.
At least your villains answered all questions concisely and honestly, unlike the villain on TV who made every his answer about how the email scandal makes Clinton the real Evil Hag.
Haha, yes of course! I also enjoyed the puppet battle “No, you’re the puppet, you’re the puppet!” Most of my villains would not waste time with that. They’d just incinerate their opponents, allowing the debate to move along quite quickly.
Anything to hide the fact that all of your villains are really the puppets of Disney and do exactly what Disney’s writers tell them to do.