Here you can find lots of stuff from my Disney obsession, including reviews, my daughters and me doing weird things with dolls, life after the fairytale (hint: it involves kids and mortgages and kind of stinks) and the latest – the Disney Hunger Games. So check it out, for some truly whimsical stuff.
Behind the Fairytale: Movie Reviews
Introduction to my
snarky happy slappy reviews.
The chick with the apple and the coffin.
This is the original one with the fat-bottomed fairy godmother, not that new sexy one.
The girl known best for her napping.
A boy who never grows up and the grown man that chases him. Yes this is for children.
Betrays an entire underwater kingdom for love, but she’s just so dang cute!
A girl, a monstrous beast, a hairy guy, enchanted furniture – what could go wrong?
There’s like royal lions in this. Who eat their subjects.
A street rat, a princess, a genie, and a psychotic wizard guy. Fun times!
Not like the actual Pocahontas at all, but no one cares, cause she and John are hot.
Holy crap, Disney!
Fun with Dolls
How the Things and I enjoy adding reality to the lives of Barbie and her plastic counterparts, the Disney Princesses.
The Disney princes babysit – and it goes as well as you might expect
Readers gave captions for a pic of Merida and Pocahontas. People are weird!
Aunt Elsa tries to take a family picture for Anna – without her powers.
The insanity of Frozen movie merchandising – and how I totally fell for it.
The Disney families rely on a babysitter again because they just don’t learn.
I fail at making Elsa’s castle out of legos.
The Things and I use a snow day to play with dolls
The Things and I go wild with blind boxes
Elsa tries on Maleficent’s dress and goes nuts
As you might expect, not so much fun for Disney princesses
We stick the Disney royalty in a fight to the death. Cause why not?
Hans (of course he’s the host) interviews the candidates
My daughter Thing Two takes over writing the rest of the interviews cause I’m lazy
People guess which doll’s gonna bite it first. Fun times.
The short-lived Hunger Games begin with fun Disney violence
Who knew what went on in the minds of those little guys!
What my kids do with my dolls when I’m away.
A Disney Thanksgiving and prep for an Stalker Olaf Christmas