Here you can find lots of stuff from my Disney obsession, including reviews, my daughters and me doing weird things with dolls, life after the fairytale (hint: it involves kids and mortgages and kind of stinks) and the latest – the Disney Hunger Games. So check it out, for some truly whimsical stuff.
Behind the Fairytale: Movie Reviews
Introduction to my snarky happy slappy reviews.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The chick with the apple and the coffin.
This is the original one with the fat-bottomed fairy godmother, not that new sexy one.
The girl known best for her napping.
A boy who never grows up and the grown man that chases him. Yes this is for children.
Betrays an entire underwater kingdom for love, but she’s just so dang cute!
A girl, a monstrous beast, a hairy guy, enchanted furniture – what could go wrong?
There’s like royal lions in this. Who eat their subjects.
A street rat, a princess, a genie, and a psychotic wizard guy. Fun times!
Not like the actual Pocahontas at all, but no one cares, cause she and John are hot.
Holy crap, Disney!
Fun with Dolls
How the Things and I enjoy adding reality to the lives of Barbie and her plastic counterparts, the Disney Princesses.
The Princesses of Disneyland County: Disney Princes babysit
The Disney princes babysit – and it goes as well as you might expect
The Princesses of Disneyland County: Caption Contest Results
Readers gave captions for a pic of Merida and Pocahontas. People are weird!
The Princesses of Disneyland County: Awkward Family Photos
Aunt Elsa tries to take a family picture for Anna – without her powers.
The insanity of Frozen movie merchandising – and how I totally fell for it.
The Princesses of Disneyland County: Disney Kids Gone Wild
The Disney families rely on a babysitter again because they just don’t learn.
Frozen Lego Castle Review or Maybe I Should Stick to Duplo
I fail at making Elsa’s castle out of legos.
The Things and I use a snow day to play with dolls
Cute Frozen Packages Tied Up in String
The Things and I go wild with blind boxes
Fun with Dolls: What was Elsa doing behind that door all that time?
Lots.
The Princesses of Disneyland County: Elsa Goes Evil
Elsa tries on Maleficent’s dress and goes nuts
As you might expect, not so much fun for Disney princesses
We stick the Disney royalty in a fight to the death. Cause why not?
Disney Hunger Games the Interviews: Part One
Hans (of course he’s the host) interviews the candidates
Disney Hunger Games the Interviews: Part Two with t2
My daughter Thing Two takes over writing the rest of the interviews cause I’m lazy
Disney Hunger Games Final Interviews and Predictions
People guess which doll’s gonna bite it first. Fun times.
Disney Hunger Games Begin! Finally!
The short-lived Hunger Games begin with fun Disney violence
Seven Dwarfs go to the Mall or why Snow White should not be G-rated
Who knew what went on in the minds of those little guys!
What my kids do with my dolls when I’m away.
A Disney Thanksgiving and prep for an Stalker Olaf Christmas
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