The Princesses of Disneyland County: Elsa Goes Evil
It’s been a while since I’ve visited this series, a series some say rivals the Lifetime network in nonsensical plotlines and use of plastic. No nakey dolls here, though, so look for your sexy pony pics elsewhere.* Anyway, I already introduced our main family, the Kristoferrsons, who include Kristoff, Anna, and their four kids. I forget their names but one was named after the reindeer, Sven.
Obviously we have other princesses here, like Belle and the former Beast guy who is now not nearly as interesting, and their children, one of whom is a a little beastie herself. Belle is stuck teaching not only children but a continuing education class for the princesses with stunted intellectual growth (it’s a full class). Ariel and Eric have a beach-side house complete with pool and BBQ grill, but Eric is stuck on an all seaweed diet until he gets out to party with the other princes, who should never be allowed to watch their own children. Aladdin and Flynn are great pals and love to have adventures that frequently force their wives to bail them out of jail. When they feel like it. But I digress. I’m talking about Auntie Elsa today, the single I-don’t-need-a-man chick who is totally comfortable in her own skin.
Until she tried on Maleficent’s dress and went off the deep end. Again.
Wow, I can’t believe Mal sold her stuff to a thrift store. Maybe I’ll just try this thing on.
Ooh, I’m liking this. Evil, yeah, I could totally do that. Just for fun. A few minutes, tops.
Riiise my snowman minions, rise!
Bwahahahaha, now no one can stop me from taking over the suburbs! I think I’ll start with Anna’s cul-de-sac!
Uh, Elsa, the people at the thrift store called and said you were kinda acting weird. Again.
THIS is for sitting outside my bedroom for thirteen years! I built snowmen, Anna, lots of ’em. Now dieeeee!
Anna: Elsa – you’re just not yourself today. Have you had your snickers? Elsa: That’s a granola bar. Anna: Just freaking eat it.
Oh, whoa, I feel much better now. Thanks, Anna!
Good thing Anna saved the day, there. Elsa is much better now, but banned from the thrift store. Also the mall and the grocery store, but those are stories for another day.
Speaking of stories, is there anything you’d like to see the princesses do next? What family would you like to see? Do you want me to stop playing with my dolls? Because my counselor says it’s okay as long as they don’t talk back to me. Anyhoo, let me know what ya think.
Alice
*Sexy pony pics used to be a common search word on my blog.
The Princesses of Disneyland County: Awkward Family Photos
We thought maybe before we went too far into this little docudollodrama we’d more properly introduce the characters. First up, there is the Frozen family – they aren’t actually Frozen, they’re just from the movie. Anna of course married Kristoff, and they had four children. Elsa, always the smarter sister, has stayed happily single.
I needed a last name for them, but since Disney never gave Kristoff one, I decided on Kristoff Kristoferson. I think it has a nice ring to it. Their eldest daughter is named Ellie, after Auntie Elsa who gives the kids sugar and then makes a break for it. The second is Sven – more on that argument later – and then Annabelle (they aren’t the most creative), and finally Kris Jr.
First we have Aunt Elsa taking a family photo. It goes just as well as these things usually do.
First pic – well, that ones’s a bit blurry, and not everyone’s looking forward. Let’s try again.
Maybe the camera needs adjusting – oops.
Well that one’s pretty good except – oh the heads. They might want those in the picture. Hang on guys, I have this.
There we go . . . darn it. Hey, I need a manicure.
Oh, oh – Kris is crawling over Dad, Sven is hitting Annabelle and Ellie – is on my phone? Hey!
What a mess. Why won’t Anna let me freeze them for just a minute?
MIght as well get a good selfie in while I’m waiting for them to get in shape. Helloooo Facebook!
A decent photo – or decent enough for Anna. Hallelujah! I’m going for a drink.
Stay tuned next time as we do more weird things with dolls continue the saga of the Housewives of Disneyland County.
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