Sad Pony, Sad Pony, Sad Pony, Sad Ponehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What.

It’s that Sparky guy, Sad Pony! He’s eeeeeeeevil and he’s trying to take over Alice’s blog I heard him plotting Zomg what do we dooooo?

He was plotting out loud.

Yesss, all the evil villains plot out loud Sad Pony!

Only the stupid ones. Okay, Sparky counts.

I also found some of his plans on a dry erase board in Thing Two’s bedroom! Look Sad Pony, look, will you look it’s terribleeee!!!!!

Sparky’s Evil Plot Chart

He made a chart. He’s an idiot.

But Sad Pony, Sad Pony if he succeeds then he might want to date Miss Four Eyessss!!!!!

. . . . .

This means war.

Alice is having that contest and getting other bloggers to act like him Sad Pony and then he will take over the blogosphere of Sparkys! Alice is playing right into his hands what do we doooo????

I will have to think on his destruction.

But Sad Poneh Alice is giving the bloggers sparklepony!  How we gonna compete with a Sparkly poneh like that oh how, how, how?

We could offer my manure as a prize and it’d be better than that monstrosity.

We’re gonna give them poops? Oh, boy, I have lots of those to give this will be awesome!

No, idiot, not poop. I will think of something.  Sparky is going down.

Oooooh!

Hey, I see you guys. You will never defeat me. I is de shiz.