You might have wondered if I was actually keeping up with your responses or if I was just going to say screw it and just give you a random grade (I don’t know any teachers that do this). I’m not as talented as some people who have way too many clown noses lying around (wait, those were clown noses, right?) who can magically place them in every post despite there being like 5,000 posts. I have slightly less than this and still didn’t do it. But don’t despair! I have test results. Some of you may be held back. On the plus side, you get to keep your same desk.
Questions for Chapter One and Two:
I had 10 bloggers comment on chapter 1 and 8 on chapter 2. You all get complimentary happy faces for that one, I just decided, cause I love comments. Some of you guessed right. Some of you guessed wrong. Some of you guessed the most violent answers out of pure spite, which I admire. And of course some of you have, I’m so sorry, actually read these books and have pointed out your unfair – oh so unfair – advantage as far as knowing what happened in the the book. Then again, I’m not sure if I could correctly answer anything from the first two books and I know I read those. So who knows.
So 1 happy face for everybody. Along with the added happy or frowny for each question depending on if you got it right or wrong. (I would say I’m going to check, but yeah right, so whatever you do doooon’t cheat because . . . what am I saying, cheat all you want.) Either way you can wear these faces with pride, because even if an answer’s wrong, there’s still a chance it could have happened in the book because these books suck so bad I wouldn’t be surprised if the Titanic suddenly surfaces in one. Also, I think there should be multiple Alicebling prizes for various inane things, like most violent response, responses that made Alice laughhh, etc as I think of them. Everyone can be winner! Unlike that damn monopoly game at McDonalds because that freaking clown cheats. Here are our current contestants.
It is not too late to enter, you guyz! Some of you may have and I forgot to stick you on this list because Alice is hard of thinking – just let her know. This is a really cool contest. There are prizes, I swear, as soon as I figure out what they are. Also you ALL win a place on my blog roll just for showing up (most of you are probably already there unless I haven’t remembered to add you, which is also possible.) This is impressive because I am a very hot commodity and like millions of people see my blog everyday and I would never lie to you guyz, my friends.
I have decided to go to one 50 Shades recap a week because it is the most my brain can stand. Speaker 7 had her reasons for making her recaps come slower and slower. She was trying to maintain brain cells. I think they do regenerate, but it takes time people, and also reading actual real literature and watching a lot of PBS. Tough therapy there. So good luck to you all, and may the odds be evah in your favor, and all that crap.