Disney Hunger Games: The Interviews Part One
Sorry for the delay, but the Game Makers have not exactly been concentrating on their duties. (Click to enlarge photos)
Anyway, after some quick wardrobe changes with their stylists – Elsa and the Fairy Godmother were worked pretty hard – it is time for the customary pre-game interviews.
First, let me introduce to your our host!
First up for an interview is Prince Eric from the Atlantis District. Let’s see what questions Hans has for him.

Hans: Nice to meet you Eric. How are you enjoying things so far?
Eric: Oh, it’s really nice up here. Great seafood. Don’t tell Ariel.

Hans: Uhh, Ariel, also from the Atlantis district – nice to meet you too . . . why are you wearing your wedding dress?
Ariel: Because Eric and I were going to get married . . . before . . . the games. Sob.

Hans: Haven’t you two been married a while now? I mean – I saw the rip in Eric’s clothes. They don’t even fit him. And a wedding is not getting you out of the games.
Ariel: Crap.
Next up is Princess Aurora from the Narcolepsy District.

Hans: Aurora, lovely to meet you. That’s a beautiful dress. Aurora: Yes, but the fairies couldn’t decide on the color. Pink, blue, pink, blue. I see that in my nightmares you know? Pink or blue? Pink or blue? It’s exhausting!
After unloading Aurora from the couch, it was the second tribute from Narcolepsy, Prince Phillip’s, turn.

Hans: Prince Phillip, welcome. I hear you once killed a dragon. Do you think that gives you an edge?
Phillip: Yeah. A sharp one.
Moving on. Next on the hot seat are tributes from the French-ish district, starting with Belle.

Hans: Welcome, Belle. Uh . . . Belle. Do you – think your team will win?
Belle: I’m reading.
Hans: But the book doesn’t even have any pictures.
After Belle finished her chapter, it was Beast’s turn.

Hans: So – Prince . . . Beast? Those claws should come in handy in the games.
Beast: My name is
Adam. And I am totally suing that enchantress.
Hans: But everyone knows you’re cooler as the Beast.
And now time for the last interviews of the day : welcome the Clan Du -whatever district. First up is Merida.

Elinor: Get away from my daughter! I can be a reaaaal mother bear!
Merida: Muuum, yer embarrasing meee!
Hans: Security!
Next up are the triplet tributes, Hammock, Hammich, and Hummus . . . or . . . whatever their names are.

Merida: Oh, dear, my bad! They’ll be back to normal soon! I hope.
Hans: I should have stayed in prison

Hans: Well that’s all for today, but stay tuned for the rest of the interviews. After the Beast and those bears I need some freaking Zyrtec.
Still 9 districts left to go! How will interviews go with the others? Anna? Aladdin? Mulan? Those other guys? Will we get to the killing and stuff already? Stay tuned.
. . . . . To be continued. These posts may last as long as the movies!
Disney Hunger Games!
The Things and I were playing with Disney dolls and they decided to bring in the Hunger Games dolls. An idea was born. Intro by Thing One.
The Disney world was enjoying their happily-ever-afters when a new corrupted Disney executive came up with the idea of having the royalty fight to the death to bring back their popularity and get more money for the Disney Empire. Now the princes and princesses (mostly) find themselves facing life or death as they are chosen to fight in the new Disney Hunger Games. There can be only one survivor.
Tributes
District of Arendelle
Kristoff and Anna
Pro: Kristoff can cut ice and command a reindeer. Anna can punch.
Con: Both are so gosh darn adorkable.
District of French-ish town
Belle and Beast
Pro: Beast can toss around wolves. Belle has book smarts
Con: Beast is confused because he was a prince then a beast then a prince then a beast again. Belle might trip over ballgown.
District of Neverland
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Pro: Peter can fly and sword fight. Tinkerbell can fly and is willing to murder her competition.
Con: Peter will never grow up. Tinkerbell can be taken out by saying “I don’t believe in fairies.”
District of Appleton
Snow White and Prince Dude
Pro: Snow White can summon cute animal creatures. Prince Dude can wake dead with kiss power.
Con: Snow White is the most gullible person in the universe. Prince Dude is kinda creepy.
District of Narcolepsy
Phillip and Aurora
Pro: Aurora can also summon woodland creatures. Phillip can fight a freaking dragon.
Con: Aurora is very sleepy. Phillip had to have fairy help with the dragon.
District of China-ish town
Mulan and Li Shang
Pro: Mulan and Li Shang can kick butt
Con: Their sequel sucked.
District of Blue Corn Moon
Pocahontas and John Smith
Pro: John Smith can jump off ships and climb mountains. Pocahontas has leaf powers.
Con: John Smith got taken out with one little bullet. Pocahontas steals cubs from bears.
District of Agrabah
Aladdin and Jasmine
Pro: Aladdin familiar with running for his life. Jasmine can act.
Con: Jasmine can’t even grocery shop. Aladdin lies and steals and – wait that’s a pro.
District of Atlantis
Ariel and Eric
Pro: Ariel is willing to risk lives for her own cause. Eric can impale a sea witch.
Con: Ariel still mastering the walking, talking thing. Eric is cute but falls for hypnosis way too easily.
District of Clan Dunbroch
Merida and Triplet brothers (count as one)
Pro: Merida can kick butt. Triplets can cause havoc.
Con: Merida not the most strategic planner (mom becomes bear). Triplets can cause havoc.
District of Disneyland Kingdom
Cinderella and Charming
Pro: Cinderella can handle a broom and command mice and birds. Charming can, um, dance well?
Con: Cinderella is way too nice. Charming can’t figure out his dream girl without a shoe.
District of Hairland
Rapunzel and Flynn
Pro: Rapunzel good with a frying pan. Flynn familiar with running for his life.
Con: Rapunzel obsessed with lanterns. Flynn lies and steals and – wait that’s a pro right?