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The Princesses of Disneyland County – Caption Contest Results!

First off, a thank you to all of you who entered my Disney caption contest during our Funny Friday blog hop.  I think it was fairly successful because I totally won like two things so far (I’ll put them down when I have a grand total, in case I get lucky again) and I never win anything.  So awesome.

Anyway, as I said before, the girls and I have had fun (perhaps a little too much) posing dolls and taking pictures, though I assure you this is nowhere near as bizarre as the games we play with them.  “Boyfriend in a box” comes to mind.

But this time it’s our fairy tale characters.  We wanted to know what happens when the honeymoon’s over, and reality hits that no one paid the mortgage on the castle in 100 years.  I’ll show you the contest pic (Pocohontas and Merida) and its winning caption in a bit, (go ahead and scroll down, I’ll wait) but first I’d like to show you what happened after the Disney princes babysat the kids.  In case you forgot that post (or tried to, here’s the LINK DROP and the pic since you won’t follow the LINK DROP). Turns out they were paying more attention to football than the kids.

Oh oh.

Dreamworks and Pixar are tied 20 to 20!

Then Belle, Cinderella, and Rapunzel come home to find the terrible mess.  Belle yells at hubby, Ariel comforts her beaten up daughter, and Cinderella smacks Charming on top of the head.

The ladies were less than pleased.

The ladies were less than pleased.

Next time, the couples decide to hire a babysitter to watch the kids.  Skipper comes highly recommended.  Unfortunately, her boyfriend and best friend did not.

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Seemed like a good idea . . .

So the kids went a wee bit wild.  Yes, that IS a child sitting on the stovetop, and another encouraging a friend to crawl inside.  Two of the toddlers are being pushed in the infant’s crib, while said infant crawls right out of her diaper, headed for the potty, and another kid is trapped in a high chair.  One of the pre-teens gets a lesson in Dating Ed watching her babysitter, or something like that.

What will happen when Kristoff and Anna (from Frozen – if you haven’t heard of that movie by now, I really don’t know where you come from) come home to see their house a wreck?  Find out next time, on The Princesses of Disneyland County.

Now on to the winning caption.  It was difficult – I had many good entries.  But none could beat this one, done by ravinj.

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“Sorry about the hunting mishap. When you said the bears were your little brothers, I thought you meant metaphorically.”

This one made me both laugh out loud and directly related to the movies.  You guys really need to get caught up on your G rated stuff.  This coming from me, the one who reviewed 50 Shades.  Anyway, congrats Ravin, and I’ll be sending you that fabulous signed artwork soon.

What do YOU think is going to happen next on The Princesses of Disneyland County?

The Princesses of Disneyland County: Disney Princes Babysit

The girls and I were playing with their Disney dolls and we started thinking about what came after the “Happily Ever After” stuff.  You know, after the honeymoon, a few years of marriage, a few kids, a mortgage, fun stuff like that.  (I’m sure even castles have mortgages).  And they thought fighting dragons was tough!

The princesses of course try to be good mommies but sometimes the girls have to get out, and who better to watch the kids then the princes, right?  Well we happened to install a camera, and the footage isn’t good.  Observe:

 

Oh oh.

Oh oh.

Yeah, so the TV was on, and it was football, and what were they supposed to do?  I mean, the kids were still alive right?  Let’s take a closer look.

Kelly Charming plays drop Mommy's shoe in the toilet.

Kelly Charming plays drop Mommy’s shoe in the toilet.

Oh, wow, Cinderella’s not gonna be happy about that.  You know how hard it is to find slippers that shatter these days?

The Beast may have turned into a prince, but looks like his daughter is still beastly!

The Beast may have turned into a prince, but looks like his daughter is still beastly!

Yes, that’s our academic Belle’s daughter beating the tar out of Ariel’s kid.  On the plus side, it was a disagreement on a book.

Where's the baby? No probs, Charming has it in a football hold.

Where’s the baby? No probs, Charming has it in a football hold.

As usual, Rapunzel’s husband Flynn hands off his responsibility to a friend.  Who is not much better.  Oh, well, at least he’s not stealing the silverware again.

We’re having a lot of fun playing the Princesses of Disneyland County.  What else would you like to see happen to our domestic princesses and their hubbies?  Let me know in the comments below.