(FYI: Nanowhatever is the post-a-day blog month that is for people too lazy to do nanowrimo which is write a novel in a month month, but I am too lazy to do either.)
1. I not the brain have to form posts many that.
2. No one wants 30 pics of Squirrel.
3. I do not have a maniacal puppet assistant like Speaker 7 (who is doing the nanowhatever thing).
4. Sad Pony and his big pony butt.
6. I have Things that ask for food and stuff.
7. I might miss an episode of Extreme Cheapskates and not know that I can share dental floss with my husband to save big bucks.
8. What number am I on?
9. Miley Cyrus.
10. My spambots could not keep up with me.