Hi.  It’s me.  Sad Pony.  Alice was too lazy to write a post today so she told me to do it.  Of course.  I’m her willing pony slave.  Hooray.  Today’s post is supposed to be about how to exercise when you’re a sad pony.

Exercise.  Right.  I’ll get right on that after my nap.  Oh.  Wait.  It’s Squirrel.

Hi, hi, hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hiiiiiiii!  What’s up???  Hey, hey, hey!  Whatcha doing, Sad Pony, huh, are you writing a post?  Really?  Cool!  Can I help, can I, can I?

Gee.  I hate to give this up.

Oh I promise I’ll be good and not talk if you want and not bounce on your head or leave poopies all over the bed okay okay okay?  Huh?

Fine.  You’re supposed to talk about exercise.  How do Squirrels exercise? Ohhhh, we do it all the tiiiiime!  It’s so great, really, it’s great, see first we run, like this – see I’m running across the telephone wires.  Watch meeeeeeee!  Wheeeeee!  This burns off like 800 calories a second.

Fascinating.  Oh my.  I must make a phone call. Yes, see, hear I go, vrooooom, vroom, and I’m on this side of the pole now lookie I’m on the other side of the pole, now I’m back again, now back to the first side, now . . . oooooooouchhhhhh electricityyyyyyy, I’m feelin’ the burn!

Oops. Oh, Sad Pony, do it again!  That was incredible!  I think I saw God!

It’s not even fun to torture you.  Now let’s jump up and down!  Come on, Sad Pony!  Jump up and down!

Let me think.  No. Awwww, look, watch me, I’m up, now I’m down, now I’m up, down again, up, down, up down!  Oooh I’m feelin’ it now!  You don’t know what you’re missing OMG I’m skidding across the floor into the wall owwwwwww!

You tripped on my hoof.  Oh dear. It’s okay!  I’m up again!  Sad Pony, are you just gonna sit there and stare at that picture of Miss Four Eyes all day?  Are you?  Huh?  Oh, hey hey hey, let’s run over to Miss Four Eye’s blog, huh?  Let’s do it!  Let’s go!

Okay.  I am right behind you. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!  Here I gooooooooooooooooo!

I thought he’d never leave.  Time for that nap. You burn calories while you sleep.  That’s sad pony exercise.  Now go away.

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