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Introducing . . . .Sparklepony Wars!

Greetings, Sparkleponies.  After announcing that I would give everyone more time on my illustrious contest, I got several entries in over the weekend.  Thanks so much for your participation!  Today I’ll give you links to some awesome posts in celebration of Sparky, but first a word from Sparky himself.

Word.

Word.

Yo, homies, Sparks has entered the building.  You can all relax.  Autographs later.  None on the buns, hun.

Alice handed me the stack of entries and wow I was so not impressed, but then, who can be as awesome as I am, right?  Still there is that . . . thing she’s offering and I’m going to have to choose a winner.  I think I’d rather give more tips first, this time about the comments section.  Yeah, no, Alice is not getting her post back.

Be sure and make everything, I don’t care what it is, into a political argument.  For instance: Blogger says “My grandma died.”  You would then say “It’s all Obama’s fault.”  See, simple.

Post anonymously.  That way you can say really Jerky stuff and no one will know who to blame.  Bonus points if the blogger blames the wrong person.

Get into a fight with another commenter about some random word you disagree with in the post.  Keep at it.  Never give up.  Never surrender.  Example: Corn is NOT a vegetable and I will not rest until you accept that!

Okay, that’s all the wisdom I could poop out for now.  Let’s get to our contestants.  Yawn.

First up djmatticus.  This guy thinks he is a jester in some mythical kingdom, yet his wife is a queen and his son is a prince.  His wife must have really strange tastes to go for the jester.  I wonder if the king knows.  Anyhoo, I have to admire this guy’s suction power.  We’re talking Hoover here.  Also he made up a pointless award with an applesauce jar and tons of stupid rules.  Alice actually participated in it.  She has no life.  Anyway, I like this dj, even if he lied and is not, in fact, a real D.J.  I need some tunes, fo shizzle.

I eat awesomesauce for breakfast every morning.

I eat awesomesauce for breakfast every morning.

Next is dranoman, oh wait, draliman.  Eh, whatever.  This guy knows how to properly suck up.  Compliment the kids.  Moms, like Alice, are total suckers for that junk.  He even made her Things their own badge.  Well played man, well played.  Here’s the badge in case you have yard apes of your own.

awesomekidsaward

How about the awful kids award? Where’s that one?

Okay, next is . . . wait, that’s a dog.  We’ve got a dog entering the contest now?  Yes?  Oh, whatever.  Okay, so next up is easyweimeraner.  What can I say about this blogger?  Cute doggy.  Goood doggy.  No, that’s my butt, not a chew toy!  Uh, anyway, he had to have his human write the post because paws, you know, and wow his owner is clueless.  Thought my name was Spanky.  Do I look like one of the Little Rascals?  Jeez.  But doggy did show lots of pictures of himself (are you a he, doggy? I’m not sure and I’m not checking.) which is very sparkyish.  Good job!  Have a biscuit!

Good one, doggie.  I like it.

Good one, doggie. I like it.

And now we have . . . okay wait a minute.  First a dog and now a squirrel?  What the hey with the animal friends, Alice?  I thought that was Snow White’s gig.  Sigh.  Next contestant is evilsquirrel.  Well, for a squirrel, he’s pretty dang cool.  Not only did he make a picture of me being loved on by really hot squirrel girls (you know, for squirrels) but he also stole one of Alice’s pictures to make an award.  I want this guy on my paintball team.  Check out his award, which he bestowed upon some Merbear (don’t ask me what that is, I don’t even want to deal with . . .)

Using Alice's lame-o drawing for a lame-o award.  Brilliance right there.  Brilliance.

Using Alice’s lame-o drawing for a lame-o award. Brilliance right there. Brilliance.

Our next contestant!  Merbear!  Half bear, half mermaid, she’s all goofy.  Alice calls her Wonder Twin because she thinks they are superheroes.  They want to be two of the lamest superheroes in comic book history, but whatever.  She made most of the post about her own award, which I thought totally rocked.  She cried on a dumpster dive record and got people to compete for it.  With haikus.  And they did.  Bloggers will do anything.  Remember that.

Imagine this with mold - wow.

Imagine this with mold – wow.

Okay, now the last contestant (for now ) is twindaddy.  I’m guessing that means he’s a daddy of twins.  I’m a GENIUS.  This guy has this other personality he talks to, which is totally weird.  Like, who does that?  And this other personality wrote a post totally dissing the Sparkster here.  That takes gall.  I admire that.  He thinks he’s coming after me, but I’m not worried.  My butt has sparks, sparks, sparks, sparks, sparks to light the world.  Dude even put a crown on his head.  That crown would fit me beautifully.  It clashes with his armor.

Silly stormtrooper, crowns are for meee!

Silly stormtrooper, crowns are for meee!

Well that’s all the contestants for now.  But THERE IS STILL TIME.  Alice wants me to stress this.  You can still enter the contest by making a post sounding as much like me, King of the Blogosphere, as possible.  She’s a little unstable, so you guys might want to play along.  I mean, who knows what she’ll do.  Remember, this is what’s at stake.

Yeah.  Um.  This!

Yeah. Um. This!

Good luck,

Sparks

Sparkly Announcement!

Hey, Good News, Sparkleponies!  I have decided to extend the deadline of the Sparklepony contest for a few reasons.  1) Peeps be busy. 2) I want to give everybody a chance.  3) I’ve only gotten in one entry so far.  4) Some of you have no idea wtf I am talking about but now you DO!  It’s about this, folks.

You could win THIS sparklepony ooooh look at the shiny glitter!  You wants it, yes?

You could win THIS sparklepony ooooh look at the shiny glitter! You wants it, yes?

You know you wants it.  It is your preciousssssss.  All you have to do, if you’ll remember, is write an obnoxious post acting like you are Sparky the won-der blog-ger!  If you need ideas, just watch me.  I’m obnoxious quite a lot.  You knew that?  Shut up.

Anyhoo, for all you speshul peeps out there, I am extending the deadline for the contest till September 30th.  That’s right, more time to procrastinate – I mean, to get to work!  You cannot let that jester djmatticus win so easily!  Not when a poneh is on the line!

(this message brought to you by Alice, who might have snorted too much glue whilst glittering this plastic pony.  Please humor her.)

Awesomesauce

Dj over at the Matticus Kingdom submitted the first entry into my “Be like Sparky” contest.  In case you missed it, the award is a My Little Pony that has had glitter smeared all over it.  It is FABULOUS.  Anyway, I have to say his jesterness was pretty clever in getting me to write a post after I got him to write a post in my post.

THIS award, zomg, the sparkles!  Sparkle, sparkle!

THIS award, zomg, the sparkles! Sparkle, sparkle!

He gave me a new award.  It’s an applesauce jar, only, get this, it says “awesomesauce”.  I know, it’ so brilliant I cannot believe Sparky didn’t think of it and give it to himself.  After reading his many LINK DROPS, I saw that there were questions involved in this award.  Foiled again!  But I have decided to make exceptions if the award is hand made and / or has something to do with this contest.  Clearly my standards are HIGH.

I would eat this whole jar but I'm already full of it.

I would eat this whole jar but I’m already full of it.

I will have Sparky answer since this is his contest.

Here we go:

Questions to be answered:
How do you define your awesomesauceness?

Sparky says “awesome with a touch of Vitamin C.”

Are there some who call you “Tim?”

I have been called many things.  Tim isn’t one.
What is your favorite movie and why (please answer in the form of 12 page essay)?

That G.E. lightbulb gal.   I don’t want to write that many words, so here is a picture which should cover it.

A real party girl.  She is so Hawt!

A real party girl. She is so Hawt!

Why doesn’t Le Clown visit the matticus kingdom very often?

The real question is why Sparky doesn’t have his own kingdom yet. Fix that.
Does Baby C ever wonder why there is no Baby D (like Baby A and Baby B have each other)?

I’d think he’d be more annoyed that his name is just a letter.  Better to be called a Thing, though that is horrid as well.  What odd parents.
How have your movements been recently?

I have a lightbulb for a butt, right?  So – sparky.
How many projects can Queen Creative juggle at any given time?

You are speaking of Alice, I assume, as Alice created me out of the many voices rattling around in her head.  I can juggle anything, but I prefer to hire out my juggling.

Okay and next I’m supposed to annoy pass on this award to others.  Bwahaha.  I am too lazy to pick 49 people, but I’ll choose a few.  I would pick twindaddy and several others who were already picked, but I’m not sure how much awesomesauce they can eat before exploding.

Merbear (because she is awesomesauce squared and my wonder twin forevah)

Goldfish (because she made me a SAD PONY in her art shop – more on that later)

Tammy (because she likes torching Sims too)

evilsquirrel13 (Because he has great cartoons and he’s a squirrel.  And evil.)

faithhopechocolate (because she is a nun that read my 50 Shades of Grey recaps and that is SO AWESOMESAUCE I can’t stand it)

draliman (because he is willing to saw off a leg for a cause.)

Laura (because that cat posts some funny comments, for a cat)

Rutabaga (because she is a librarian which = awesomesauce)

braithe an’lithe (because she likes yoga bling)

List of X (because I just know he can make a top ten list out of anything.)

dj (cause he is awesomesauce to be the first contestant)

UndercoverL (because she came up with a great mad libs contest)

easyweimaraner (because what a cute doggy)

And so many more but my finger got tired with all the linking so just know I mean you too and all.  My choices might have partly been people who happened to comment on that post.  Oh, and everyone also gets a Sparkly pony badge.  Wear it with pride!  Or something.

In case you missed it the last few times.

In case you missed it the last few times.

I’m not adding new questions because I already have people sharpening their number 2 keyboards and thinking up posts.  I just know it.

There is STILL TIME to get your entries in, folks!  Try to contain your excitement!