I just realized that my last post was my 199^th post and that my next scheduled post was 50 Shade related.  Somehow I didn’t want that to be my historic 200^th post.  Even though I completely missed whatever my 100^th post was, I wanted this one to be special.  How often do you have 200^th anniversaries?  You know, while still alive?  Not like those they’re always talking about on Google, where it’s some famous person’s 548^th birthday.  That seems pretty silly to me.  Are we going to drag out the corpse and put a birthday hat on it?  Cause that would be super creepy yet also a pretty cool reality T.V. show.

Happy Birthday, Benjamin Franklin!

Anyway, I would say “wow, I can’t believe I have written that much” but wow, I’m not actually that surprised because I am a pretty big blabbermouth both in voice and print.  But at the moment, I don’t have bunches to say.  So I’ll let others do it for me.

How am I going to count two! Two hundred posts! Alice! You suckkkk!

We don’t have enough fingers to count to 200, Alice! Oh, and don’t shoot!

I just covered your blog with 200 band-aids! Or band-aidos in Spanish. Say it with me!

200 is the number of times I had Ana say “Oh, jeez” in the first chapter of my book.

I do 200 pushups every ten minutes.

There are two hundred globs of us up your nose!’

I sucked up 200 cups of Tubby Custard. Then the Teletubbies.

OMG, some lady is having 200 babies on TLC!

200?
Math is hard.

Two hundred posts. Big freakin’ deal.

Twoooooooo-hundred nutssssssss! Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg! (faint)

Years of Art class at work!
200!

Thanks for reading,

Alice