Because we are both geeky AND mature, the girls and I decided it would be fun to add the word “fart” to many popular Star Wars quotes. We think it went well.
Obi Wan: I have a bad feeling about this
Qui Gon: I don’t smell anything.
Jar-Jar: Oh, no meesa didn’t poot that time!
His gaseous levels are off the charts!
Anakin: Heh, I left a ripe one in the Jedi chamber!
Obi Wan: Anakin, you farted again.
Anakin: I’m sorry, Master.
Anakin: I farted
Padme: Hee hee, me too!
Anakin, you’re breaking the wind . . .
Obi Wan: Anakin you were the chosen . . . one . . oh, p-u, even NOW?
Leia: I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board
Tarkin: It wasn’t me.
Obi Wan: Use the farts, Luke
Leia: Will someone get this farting carpet out of my way?
You must feeeel the farts inside you.
C-3PO: I am familiar with over 6 million forms of communication
C-3PO: Not that one.
Burrito is mine, or I help you not.
Yoda: Burritos lead to gas, gas leads to farts, farts lead to sufferinnnnng
Leia: I farted
Han: I know.
Vader: I have altered your meal plan . . . poooooooot . . . pray I don’t alter it any further.
Lando: My gas is getting worse all the time!
Vader: Search your insides, you know it to be true . . . blarrrrttttt
Emperor: Oh, I’m afraid my digestive system is fully operational . . . blarrrrrt
Felt a disturbance in the Force, I did. Wait – that was me.
Got any stinky quotes of your own?