What is this Game of Thrones show everyone’s been talking about? Only the best sword and soap opera like ev-ah! But it’s really hard to keep up with, which is why I’m making up this handy guide. An Alice’s Notes for those who don’t have the time, desire, or brain cells to waste on this junk. So here we go!
In which I discuss how TLC could step up their game by employing more depravity like in GoT.
In which I start watching the mess, and summarize it to the theme to “The Brady Bunch”
In which Ned’s wife, Kate, is dumb, Dany tames a barbarian with sexy times, Sansa whines, Jon pouts, and Tyrion is awesome.
In which the many families take part in the ultimate reality show of death.
In which Kate is a total moron. Again. Also we meet Piggy, Mountain, and Hound.
In which we meet Kate’s wackadoodle sister (who’d a thunk?) and Tyrion is awesome.
In which Ned continues to hurtle toward noble suicide, and Ratnose gets plastered.