This race would be over a lot faster, that’s what! Yes, I know I did this before with Disney characters, but this time I finished it. We now have a victor, chosen by the arena after the candidates ruthlessly murder each other TO DEATH. I think this is a modest proposal, considering how bloody politics can be anyway. I was able to follow our candidates as they fought to the death thanks to a generator Thing One found called BrantSteele Hunger Games. You can try it later, with people of your choice! They don’t have to be real people (I’m still wondering on Trump) or alive (note the inclusion of Ronald Reagan who does quite well, considering). This is a much easier way of getting even with people than playing Oregon Trail and purposely flying through the game so that all the kids you don’t like in school die of Dysentery. Not that I know anything about that.
But enough listening to people barf out stupid opinions on things they know nothing about, on with the games! The generator randomly (I swear) makes stuff happen each day. I’ll show you the honest-to-goodness results.
Sure, you might not have gotten the winner you wanted, but it sure beat suffering through four years of campaigning only to not get the winner you wanted, right? Mr. Trump, I apologize for you not winning. Also for having to go potty. Please do not send wild monkey mutts after me. Thanks.
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: The following words, opinions, and creative forms of grammar are that of Thing 2 and Thing 2 alone. Alice had nothing to do with it. She swears. Now for Thing Two:
Before we start i would just like to note: Hans is a brony but no one knew, and i have no problem with that and neither should you,bronies are NOT gay, people can like what they like and there is no one to stop you and no one should judge anyone that way, its bloody america the only way to stop someone is the bloody law and if you are a brony or like “girl things” don’t be afraid to be yourself and stand up for people, no one can tell you no….you are your own person and they are just a heartless (kingdom hearts reference!) thank you for your time
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Welcome welcome to more interviews (with thing two!) As i continue to be young and adorable while i typedy type type on mom’s computer, Hans
continues the evil plan. Not many changes have happened, lets recap our last interviews!
Prince p and Aurora
ariel the non mermaid and stupid eric
bella belle and beast
merida and her wee little devil brothers
Hans: welcome back to the hunger games interviews! Today we will interview the following:
Snow and prince dude
Kristoff and Anna
John smith and Poco
Prince charming and Cindy
Peter pan and Tinkerbell
sora and riku
(i wish i could add sora and riku from kingdom hearts but mom would not allow it)
Hans: Ok now here is our first interview of the day, everyone welcome…… Cinderella!
well it looks like Hans is playing hook line and sinker….but anna is not taking the bait.
Up next uhh……Prince kit…charming…whatever you want to call him
now its the one and only
neverlandian….. PETER PAN!
up next……… Tinkerbell!
up now is……*drumroll*……Pocahontas!
next is the adventurer and poco’s loved husband (lets pretend the sequel NEVER happened)
now we interview prince dude!
up next following her super weird and bloody dumb husband….SNOW WHITE!
well that’s all for today folks! make sure to leave a comment to vote for who you think should win! (i still think sora and riku should TOTALLY be in the games) and no butts were harmed in the making of this post, or Hans.
stay tuned for PART 3!
*and here is a little something for people who found out who peter and tink REALLY are
Sorry for the delay, but the Game Makers have not exactly been concentrating on their duties. (Click to enlarge photos)
Anyway, after some quick wardrobe changes with their stylists – Elsa and the Fairy Godmother were worked pretty hard – it is time for the customary pre-game interviews.
First, let me introduce to your our host!
First up for an interview is Prince Eric from the Atlantis District. Let’s see what questions Hans has for him.
Next up is Princess Aurora from the Narcolepsy District.
After unloading Aurora from the couch, it was the second tribute from Narcolepsy, Prince Phillip’s, turn.
Moving on. Next on the hot seat are tributes from the French-ish district, starting with Belle.
After Belle finished her chapter, it was Beast’s turn.
And now time for the last interviews of the day : welcome the Clan Du -whatever district. First up is Merida.
Next up are the triplet tributes, Hammock, Hammich, and Hummus . . . or . . . whatever their names are.
Still 9 districts left to go! How will interviews go with the others? Anna? Aladdin? Mulan? Those other guys? Will we get to the killing and stuff already? Stay tuned.
. . . . . To be continued. These posts may last as long as the movies!
The Things and I were playing with Disney dolls and they decided to bring in the Hunger Games dolls. An idea was born. Intro by Thing One.
The Disney world was enjoying their happily-ever-afters when a new corrupted Disney executive came up with the idea of having the royalty fight to the death to bring back their popularity and get more money for the Disney Empire. Now the princes and princesses (mostly) find themselves facing life or death as they are chosen to fight in the new Disney Hunger Games. There can be only one survivor.
District of Arendelle
Kristoff and Anna
Pro: Kristoff can cut ice and command a reindeer. Anna can punch.
Con: Both are so gosh darn adorkable.
District of French-ish town
Belle and Beast
Pro: Beast can toss around wolves. Belle has book smarts
Con: Beast is confused because he was a prince then a beast then a prince then a beast again. Belle might trip over ballgown.
District of Neverland
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Pro: Peter can fly and sword fight. Tinkerbell can fly and is willing to murder her competition.
Con: Peter will never grow up. Tinkerbell can be taken out by saying “I don’t believe in fairies.”
District of Appleton
Snow White and Prince Dude
Pro: Snow White can summon cute animal creatures. Prince Dude can wake dead with kiss power.
Con: Snow White is the most gullible person in the universe. Prince Dude is kinda creepy.
District of Narcolepsy
Phillip and Aurora
Pro: Aurora can also summon woodland creatures. Phillip can fight a freaking dragon.
Con: Aurora is very sleepy. Phillip had to have fairy help with the dragon.
District of China-ish town
Mulan and Li Shang
Pro: Mulan and Li Shang can kick butt
Con: Their sequel sucked.
District of Blue Corn Moon
Pocahontas and John Smith
Pro: John Smith can jump off ships and climb mountains. Pocahontas has leaf powers.
Con: John Smith got taken out with one little bullet. Pocahontas steals cubs from bears.
District of Agrabah
Aladdin and Jasmine
Pro: Aladdin familiar with running for his life. Jasmine can act.
Con: Jasmine can’t even grocery shop. Aladdin lies and steals and – wait that’s a pro.
District of Atlantis
Ariel and Eric
Pro: Ariel is willing to risk lives for her own cause. Eric can impale a sea witch.
Con: Ariel still mastering the walking, talking thing. Eric is cute but falls for hypnosis way too easily.
District of Clan Dunbroch
Merida and Triplet brothers (count as one)
Pro: Merida can kick butt. Triplets can cause havoc.
Con: Merida not the most strategic planner (mom becomes bear). Triplets can cause havoc.
District of Disneyland Kingdom
Cinderella and Charming
Pro: Cinderella can handle a broom and command mice and birds. Charming can, um, dance well?
Con: Cinderella is way too nice. Charming can’t figure out his dream girl without a shoe.
District of Hairland
Rapunzel and Flynn
Pro: Rapunzel good with a frying pan. Flynn familiar with running for his life.
Con: Rapunzel obsessed with lanterns. Flynn lies and steals and – wait that’s a pro right?